Tuesday, 25th
November. 5.17pm. Gartfairn Farm, Balmaha, nr. Loch Lomond.
It’s
not quite 5.30pm and, already, it’s ‘countryside black’ outside Valhalla (our
new motorhome). I think I’ve pretty much forgotten just how extraordinarily
dark it gets out here beyond the towns and cities; no streets; no street-lights;
no cars to speak off, though one will very occasionally pass, its headlights shafting
through the pitch black.

I
kitted up a few minutes ago (it’s currently minus 1 degrees) to go outside and
see if there’s a star-field above. There are a few points of light but, with
the promise of rain tomorrow, I guess the clouds are already beginning to
gather. Also, while it’s very dark looking West towards Balmaha, it’s a lot
lighter to the East, which is probably down to the light pollution emitting skyward
from Drymen and surrounding villages such as Milton of Buchanan. This
particular site is situated next to a working farm, and there are a couple of
floodlights stabbing into the void, but I don’t suppose they will make much of
a difference to the darkness. The last time I saw a proper starfield was years
ago: June and I were camping in Cobleland Camp Site with Robert and Dave. I’d
pitched a tent for the boys while June and I slept in the old blue van. Well
after midnight, I stepped out to go for a piss … and then looked up; the
heavens were ablaze with stars. As I said, I’ve never seen anything like that
either before or since. It was a phenomenal sight: Mother Nature decorating the
sky for our enjoyment.
Back
to the start of the day, though: June took me up to the caravan/motorhome
storage park at Westwood. She helped me get Valhalla into shape: sorting out
the fridge, clothes and towels, while I checked out the motor. We parted ways
around 11.30: I, heading off to the Trossachs, while June planned to go and
spend some of her birthday vouchers in M&S.
I
got to the site at around 1.30pm and busied myself getting the electrics
connected, getting the heating on, and filling up the fresh water tank. When I
was pretty much sorted, as promised, I called June to let her know I’d arrived
safe and sound. Turns out her own plans had changed: she went to M&S but
didn’t see anything she liked so she’d gone home – doubtless enjoying
the fact that I wasn’t under her feet.
I
then got the bike sorted. I’d stored it in the bedroom for this trip and it was
as much a pain in the arse getting it out of Valhalla as it was getting it in.
June has ordered a bike rack for my birthday, but it hasn’t arrived yet.
Anyway, I got it out, blew up the tyres and put a bit of oil on the front axle.
Then I sorted out the camera: I brought a 40-70mm and a 70-200mm lens with me,
and I got them secured in the panniers.
All
done, I set off for Balmaha, a short 1.5m journey.
There’s
not much to this little village – if indeed it is a village, it feels more like
a very small hamlet. In all the Main Street is probably ¼ mile long, so it’s a
classic case of ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ if you were passing in a car.
Mounted on a bike saddle, it took a little longer to pass through. But it was
worth it: a number of good visuals looking over the Loch; a couple of boats at
anchor and a trio of paddle boarders navigating between them. Typical of my
poor preparation though, I’d forgotten to take my polarising filter with me, so
I couldn’t compensate for the light hitting the water at a very oblique angle,
caused by the position of the Sun as it began to set low in the distance. On
top of that, the sky was almost perfectly clear, so I was getting a lot of
burn-out above the horizon; the polariser would have helped a little with that
as well.
So,
I returned to Valhalla with a pretty thin haul of pics; I’m not sure any will
survive the cull when I get home.
It’s
now just gone 6.30 pm. I should have something to eat, but I ‘m not sure I want
much; I have tins of soup and lots of cold meats. I also have a Pot Noodle, but
those things will kill you in the end. I’ll sort something out later … maybe.
11.08pm
Oh,
such excitement! The electrickery went off a couple of hours ago.
To
be fair though, the heating has been on the highest of three levels since I
first parked and got the electrics hooked up. Seems the internal power supply
couldn’t take anymore and tripped and, in so doing, tripped the exterior supply
as well. Since, I’ve kept the heating at mark two and opted to compensate by
wearing my jacket.
While
I was outside, I noted that the ground – quite slushy when I arrived – is now
frozen solid, and the hap I’ve placed over the bike is shimmering with a
diamond like glistening of hard frost.
I’ve
called June (I face timed her and was aghast at just how beautifully warm is
her smile) and now it is time for me to check out my new sleeping bag. I’ll
turn the heating down to ‘frost protect’ in the hope that it won’t trip again;
though I may have to suffer a sharp cold in the morning 😟
Wednesday,
26th November. 4.50pm. Gartfairn
Farm.
Learning
to be a ‘Motorhomer’ is definitely a work in progress!
Last
night, I dialled the temperature setting down to just above its lowest mark,
then crawled into my new sleeping bag expecting to have a decent nights sleep.
I was way off the mark though. The cold woke me at about 1.30am; I was
shivering crazily. Also, the sleeping bag is a tight fit, and therefore – for
me – really uncomfortable. I tried to cozy myself
in but quickly realised I wasn’t getting back to sleep. So, I got up, turned up
the heating, and took out two blankets we had in storage and nested myself
within them. It all worked well until 3.30am, when I was awakened by cramps in
both my lower legs. It was really excruciating. So, again, I was out of bed and
hobbling around the MH trying to loosen them off. 20 ins later I was back in
bed and managed to doze through until almost 7am.

I
get up, got dressed, made the bed and went through to the kitchen lounge to
have a look at the world and, as the BBC weather app predicted, it was pissing
down. The skies were leaden and, despite the fact that I’m parked on hard
standing, pools of water were beginning to form around Valhalla.
I
had a breakfast of tea and toast, then marshalled my courage and went out to
prep the bike. The frost that had glittered over it last night had since
thawed. I shook heavy beads of water off the hap, attached the battery and
headed off for Balmaha. On the passing, I said goodbye to my neighbour, David;
he was packing up for a planned trip to Penrith. I don’t know if I mentioned,
before, that he and his wife have been on the road since February. They were
gone when I eventually returned.
Again,
the main feature of today has been the rain: I rode into Balmaha with only the
G7x; there’s no way I could have managed the D5 in that sort of weather. Even
so, I had to be careful getting it out: the rain was even heavier than it was
when I first ventured out and, of course, tech is very adverse to water ingress.
(I later discovered that some of my captures have little blotches of water
droplets on them, spoiling them. But, as I said, it’s all a learning experience.)
The
end of the lower road out of Balmaha terminates in a view point and pontoon. I
found a couple of guys fishing there and managed a few clandestine shots of
them at their sport. While there, I also discovered some old trees overhanging
a very slate-grey and murky Loch Lomond and captured a few shots of them; with
luck they won’t have suffered the water droplets.
I
had been cycling / shooting in the rain for around an hour when my enthusiasm
failed and I decided to make my way back to Balmaha. There, I called into the Oak
Tree Inn, hoping for a little respite from the cold and wet; I was now soaked
through; leather gloves, large raincoat, lower legs and even my polo shirt all
sodden.
I
wasn’t disappointed. A guy met me at the door and showed me where I should tie
up the bike. They weren’t due to open for another half hour, but he asked me if
I wanted something to eat and, 10 minutes later, returned with my order of
bacon and egg rolls. During that 10 minutes hiatus, I had a wee wander around
the bar: what a place, a real gem; the walls are hung with old pictures of
locals and other artifacts. I could have spent the day examining them, but I
was called back to the table when my rolls arrived.
My
first cooked food of the expedition now warming my stomach, I got back on my
bike and travelled the 1.5 miles back to Gartfairn Farm. There, I happed up the
bike then got into Valhalla and divested myself of my sodden … everything! I
then had a cup of tea before taking to bed for a half hour nap (it had been a tortured
sleep the night before, and I was feeling the need for a little catch-up below
the sheets).
The teeming rain put paid to any thoughts I might have had to take a further excursion. But, I really enjoyed my first photographically emphasised road trip.